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“what did your friends think of your new haircut?”

Two of my friends thought I  looked kinda scary, one thought I looked like a space alien, and the rest liked it.


After many days of trying to find the right amount of laxative to balance the effects of his medications.

That is the best poo I’ve had in a long time. It is the exact right colour and the exact right shape.- Sam

Sam had been having leg and jaw pain for a few months and for the last few weeks had not been able to sleep because of  the pain. We had been to the doctor’s a couple times, but on Sat Sept 7, we saw a different doctor, and he was very concerned.

I want you to go straight to Tweed Hospital. How far away do you live? Maybe you can go and pack a bag first.